Panda rape. Many said it couldn't be done, but I'm proud to say that after more than 3 years of not actually doing any of this, I was finally able to train a panda to rape other pandas. That's right boys and girls, Pooftits the panda is now a registered sex offender. Yup, it seems that last week, Lingfuck the panda was suddenly pinned to the ground and violated by Pooftits while casually chewing bamboo by her favorite leaf/rock/kitten formation. When questioned about the incident the following morning, Pooftits denied the accusations but was quickly discredited when the authorities noticed that he was raping another large, hairy animal while being questioned about the previous night's panda raping. The police attempted to poke Pooftits with a stick multiple times in an attempt to force the bear off Rosie O'Donnell, but were unsuccessful in doing so and decided it was best to let him finish. Pooftits spent the night in jail but was released the next morning when police found that the panda had mutilated all the other prisoners in the jail cell they had stuck him in, claiming they had forgotten that "giant fucking bears don't belong in people prisons." Pooftits is now facing multiple charges of pandatory rape, as well as a possible jay walking violation. Our hearts go out to the family of Lingfuck the panda, who had reportedly hung herself after finding out she was also Rosie O'Donnell.

So, as you may remember from my last entry, I'm now living in sunny Florida working as a concept artist for a video game company called Ignition Entertainment... And man, I really can't express how much I'm diggin everything about it. The job is a blast and the location (minus the shit-awful traffic) is pretty badass. I think for the first time ever, I'm actually completely satisfied with every single aspect of my life. Follow your dreams kids, it's freaking worth it.

On a down side, you might not see any new work from me for quite a while. Unfortunately, for the time being, I'm forced to keep my Cintiq at my place of work as the higher ups are being pretty f'n slow about ordering me one so that I can take mine home. So, until that happens, the only art I'm gonna be creating will be work-related... and while I'm producing it in pretty large quantities, none of it is anything I'll be able to share with you guys until the game is released sometime in 2009. But uh, yeah, I'm REALLY hoping that they get me a Cintiq for that shit so that I can bring mine home and once again be able to create some personal, DA-friendly stuffs.

I'll keep you updated on any developments though... Peace out, babies! ^^